Профил на потребител whitevil

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whitevil
МОМЧЕ от Plovdiv/Sliven/Middle of Nowhere, на 25г. регистриран на 15.02.2007г.
последен вход: 16.06.2008 22:02ч.

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My girlfriend used my going blind as an excuse to start dressing sloppily. In the days when i could see her, she has always looked immaculate in the latest cut in the best
of the best designer labels.Now her high heels have been replaced by trainers , her silk stockings and short skirts by jeans ,and her figgure-hugging blouses and smart jackets by baggy jumpers. I haven't said anything yet, but it's getting to the point where I'm embarrased to be seen with her as she gently holds my hand and guides me ..

i think buying a new pc that can run oblivion will somehow also upgrade my sex life'

Marcel Marceau dead.
After all those years miming it, he's now genuinely trapped in a small box.

За други същата роля могат да изпълняват френетичните сексуални преживявания с перверзен или компулсивен характер, при които партньорът не е важен като личност, а се използва като успокояващ наркотик.

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

Преди да продължа да пиша глупости вижте това : http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/that_lovin_feelin.png

Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders