You've Got Jokes: Twitter Reacts to Verizon's AOL Acquisition

Congrats, Internet. The day has finally come to use all those AOL dial-up jokes you've had on reserve since 2001.
Verizon announced on Tuesday that it would purchase (former) Internet giant AOL to the tune of $4.4 billion. Reps from Verizon/AOL have confirmed the deal was made via Instant Messenger and the details were saved to a floppy disk.