Hillary Clinton Went to Chipotle and It Was Apparently Groundbreaking News

Stop the presses: Hillary Clinton went to Chipotle.
And if you've been going about your week thinking that the biggest news stories are things like, say, Aaron Hernandez's conviction or the launch of the SpaceX shuttle, you'd be wrong. According to pretty much everybody, the fact that Hill was jonesin' for a burrito bowl was a major campaign development. Oh, and never mind the fact that Republican Senator Marco Rubio announced his Presidential run at the same time—the Chipotle run trumped that.
The history-making lunch stopped went down at an Ohio location during Clinton's cross-country campaign road trip, and you should know that that her order of choice was a chicken burrito bowl (reportedly with guacamole, at least according to ABC News).