Even Pope Francis Has to Diet! Doctors Warn Leader to Lay Off the Pasta After Apparent Weight Gain

Pope Francis is getting fat. Apparently his weight gain has become increasingly apparent, so Vatican doctors have warned the religious leader to lay off the pasta, The 78-year-old Argentinian seems to have taken a liking to spaghetti and ravioli, specifically. The Vatican revealed that the Pope needs to adopt a more "disciplined" regimen, including exercising more to combat the stress of his job.
The pontiff has been told he can eat his favorite meal only twice a week, which should hopefully satisfy his cravings.