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Donald Trump Gives a Special Campaign Speech

The 2016 republican field is getting really crowded, but Donald Trump is determined to stand out. And not just because of his phenomenal hair! No, he's got like, opinions and plans and policies and everything. It's almost like he's a real politician. In this attempt to prove to the world that he could actually be president, Trump even gave a campaign speech this morning. He stood in front of the Trump Tower and declared that he has, like, stuff he wants to do for America. As predicted, the speech was...special. In true Donald fashion, there was a lot of self-aggrandizing and also a few reminders that our country is doomed.