German Man Sales Appetizing Custom Condiment Videos

Etsy is a great place to look for gifts, if you want to buy something clever and also leave most of the creativity to someone else.
It's also a factory of of nightmares where you can purchase a custom video of German man squirting mustard and ketchup on himself and rubbing it onto his belly while delivering a message to the people you claim to love.
You might think that this is not something anyone would ever part with money to bring into this world, and your naivety is precious.
He's made hundreds of sales, starting at $18,79.