Pittsburgh Pirates Want You to Bite Their 'Sexual' Doughnuts

While we agree that eating a perfect doughnut can be a near sensual experience, we're pretty sure that isn't what the Pittsburgh Pirates social team was going for.
A photo caption posted to the team's Instagram account on Friday advertised a local Dunkin' Donuts promotion that would give drive-thru customers free game tickets and a "sexual Pirates donut!" If you're going to have a typo, sexual donuts is an epic way to go. The post was quickly taken down, but not before Internet sleuths could screenshot this autocorrect mistake in all its uncomfortable glory. Maybe the doughnuts are just that good.