Fugitive Pig Loses Its Cool When Denied Service at Burger King

The Associated Press reports that a black potbellied pig from Pennsylvania waited patiently for employees to open a Burger King early Thursday morning.
It turned out to be an unrequited love and the pig was denied service.
It's still alive, though, so that's cool.
The dining establishment was offering a 2-for-$4 bacon, egg and cheese croissant special, so that betrayal may have prompted the escapee's grand romantic gesture.
Employee J. J.