Drunk Shopping Service Helps You Make Stupid Purchases

Have you ever held a pair of mesh overalls in your hands after an ill-fated brunch-drunk Forever21 shopping spree? If so, you know that alcohol-inspired poor judgement can be equal parts thrilling and terrifying.
A new mobile service, straightforwardly named Drunk Shopping, hopes to hold your hand through the experience of buying something you definitely don't need, probably don't even want, but couldn't live without for five fateful minutes.
Text "heyyyyyy" — with six y's — to (551) 333-7865, and you'll get a text at two in the morning every Saturday with a suggestion for a really great product you can buy. "Great" as in really stupid. Like a soup ladle in the shape of the Loch Ness Monster. Or a roll-up keyboard you can walk on.