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BG is in US embassy for visa...
Consul: What is your name?
Bulgarian: Ganyo Balkansky.
Consul: Sex?
Bulgarian: Six to ten times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Bulgarian: Both male and female and sometimes
even a donkey.
Consul: Holy cow!
Bulgarian: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!
Consul: Man,isn`t it hostile?
Bulgarian: ... Horse style, dog style, any style.
Consul: Oh dear!
Bulgarian: Deer? No deer, they run too fast.
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