whitevil
My girlfriend used my going blind as an excuse to start dressing sloppily. In the days when i could see her, she has always looked immaculate in the latest cut in the best
of the best designer labels.Now her high heels have been replaced by trainers
of the best designer labels.Now her high heels have been replaced by trainers
, her silk stockings and short skirts by jeans ,and her figgure-hugging blouses and smart jackets by baggy jumpers. I haven't said anything yet, but it's getting to the point where I'm embarrased to be seen with her as she gently holds my hand and guides me ..
i think buying a new pc that can run oblivion will somehow also upgrade my sex life'
Marcel Marceau dead.
After all those years miming it, he's now genuinely trapped in a small box.
За други същата роля могат да изпълняват френетичните сексуални преживявания с перверзен или компулсивен характер, при които партньорът не е важен като личност, а се използва като успокояващ наркотик.
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Преди да продължа да пиша глупости вижте това : http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/that_lovin_feelin.png
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
i think buying a new pc that can run oblivion will somehow also upgrade my sex life'
Marcel Marceau dead.
After all those years miming it, he's now genuinely trapped in a small box.
За други същата роля могат да изпълняват френетичните сексуални преживявания с перверзен или компулсивен характер, при които партньорът не е важен като личност, а се използва като успокояващ наркотик.
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Преди да продължа да пиша глупости вижте това : http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/that_lovin_feelin.png
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
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