Taylor Swift’s Cat Scratched Her $40 Million Leg: Commence Freak Out

Oh dear. Taylor Swift had a little mishap with her cat Meredith yesterday, and now her impeccable left leg (part of which is reportedly insured for $40 million) has a huge, bloody scratch on it.
Swift freaked out on Facebook and Instagram yesterday (hint: sarcasm), and wrote rather hilariously in all caps, “GREAT WORK MEREDITH
I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS,” showing off a pic of her ruined leg (ultimately a career-ruiner, obviously).