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Аз съм човекът разрушен от това бреме!
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Аз съм човекът чието име не знаеш!
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ТИ МИСЛИШ,ЧЕ Е ГОТИНО ДА СИ СВИРЕП,НО И АЗ СЪМ ЧОВЕК!
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УЧИЛИЩЕ БЕЗ НАСИЛИЕ!
Ученически речник
1) Училище - самотен манастир
2) Ученик - затворник №213
3) Ученичка - момиче в черно
4) Класен ръководител - а) враг №1
б) цербер пред вратите на Ада
5)При директора - а) в стаята за разпит
б) в бърлогата на звяра
6) Учител в чужбина – един идиот в Париж
7) Преди влизане в час – ах,а бяхме млади
8) Свободен час – сиромашка радост
9) Пред дъската – а) Опълченците на Шипка
б) светът на мъките
в) животът ми е в ръцете ти
10) Бележник – черно досие
11) Събота – небето се изяснява
12) Неделя – слънцето грее за всички
13) Ваканция – животът започва отново
14) Родителска среща – скърцане на зъби
15) Тетрадка – черно и червено
16) Двойка – ще се срещнем пак
17) Тройка – а) царска мъдрост
б)възнаграждение за страха
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20) Шестица – а) ти сън ли си или те има...
б) това беше просто шега
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22) Учител по френски – любимец №13
23) Учител по физическо – таралеж в атака
24) Учител по история – старинна монета
25) Дежурен учител - звероукротител
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б) пускай, Ганьо, говедата
27) Учителят и класа – Али Баба и 40-те разбойника
28) Учебна стая – гнездото на осите
29) Строшен джам – ни чул, ни видял
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Полицай разпитва шофьор:
- Карате си вие из улицата и насреща ви два фара. Какво е това?
- Ами, кола!? - казал шофьора.
- Е, бъдете по точен де: Мерцедес, Хонда, Ауди...?
- Е, как мога по два фара да разбера каква е колата! - казал възмутен шофьорът.
- Добре, карате си вие из улицата и насреща ви фар, какво е това?
- Ами, мотор!?
- Е, бъдете по точен де: Кавазаки, Хонда, Ямаха....?
- Е, как мога по един фар да разбера какъв е мотора!
- Така... - казал полицаят, но в този момент шофьора го прекъснал:
- Нека сега аз да ви питам нещо. Карате си вие по улицата и насреща ви съблазнителна жена, по къса пола с широко диколте и някак си така ви подканва към изкушение. Каква е тя?
- Ами курва? - казал полицаят замислен.
- Е, бъдете по точен: майка ви, жена ви, дъщеря ви....
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