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МоИтЕ РеФлЕкСи, ВеЧе СтИгАм ТоЧкА На КиПеНе, СтРаШнО ПаРяТ ДрЕхИтЕ По МеНе, ЩоМ ТоВа СъС ПоГлЕд Го ПоСтИгАш, По НаТаТъК До КаДе Ли СтИгАш... :P Koito ne me p’ :’)
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- Иванчо, къде загива цар Симеон Велики?
- На 65 страница, в учебника, горе вдясно!


Блондинка се обажда на доктора:
- Ало, докторе, помогнете. Сестра ми я боли главата и има температура.
- Висока ли е?
- Да, един осемдесет и два!
Учител дава на Иванчо за наказание да напише у дома 100 пъти:
"Повече никога няма да говоря на "ти" с учителя си!"
На другия ден учителят отваря тетрадката на Иванчо и гледа, че е написал изречението не 100, а 200 пъти:
- Казах ти 100!?! Защо си го написал 200 пъти?
А Иванчо:
- За да ти е по-приятно!