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БСП - Български Сапунени Пръчки
БДС - Болни Дърти Сърца
СДС - Стани Да Седна
ДГД - Дал Господ Добро (Десислава Георгиева Драганова)


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Кен лий
Текст: Валентина Хасан

Но ан кен ту кету сивмен
но йон клиз тожу маливе
уен а гез ажу завате на налеч моо
ню уонуз тунай мулинай
йон сора шооо

йес и шооо,ууооуу...
Кен лиййй, тулибуди будучу...
кен лиййй,кен лийй ени мор...




Живота е Химия. Любовта е явление. Целувката химично съединение.

оБиЧаШ Ли оБиЧаЙ сИлНо...МрАзИш Ли МраЗИ зАвИнаГи...Не сЪжЕляВаЙ НиКоГа зА НиЩо зАщОтО еДвА Ли няКоЙ ТеБ Ще СъЖаЛи... ПлАчИ ТиХо,сМеЙ сЕ ВисОкО,оБиЧаЙ сИлНо... И ОтМъЩаВаЙ ЖеСТоКо!!!

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Следва едно забавно тестче.
HE БЪРЗАЙ ДА ПРОЧЕТЕШ КАКВО СЕ СЛУЧВА НАКРАЯ !
Ще ти отнеме само една минута.
Прави изчисленията според указанията в текста...
Не бързай да прочетеш крайния резултат!
Няма да си загубиш времето – ще се забавляваш!

1. Колко пъти в седмицата ти се дояжда шоколад? (посочи число от 0 до 10)

2. Умножи това число по 2.

3. Добави 5.

4. Умножи резултата по 50 (ще те изчакам да си включиш калкулатора...)

5. Ако през 2008 г. вече си имал рожден ден - добави 1758. Ако рожденият ти ден през тази година още предстои - добави 1757.

6 Сега извади годината си на раждане (четирицифрено число).
Полученото число е трицифрено. Първата цифра посочва колко пъти в седмицата ти се прияжда шоколад.
Следващите две цифри показват . . .

НА КОЛКО СИ ГОДИНИ!!!Даааааа!!!Твоите години !!!

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Песента от H2O

На Английски:

Ive got a special power
that Im not afraid to use.

So come on this is my adventure
and this is my fantasy,
its all about living in the ocean,
being wild and free.

Coz Im no ordinary girl.
Im from the deep blue underworld,
land or sea –
Ive got the power if I just believe.

Coz Im no ordinary girl. Im from the deep blue underworld,
land or sea the world my
oyster Im the pearl.
No ordinary girl.

Weve got to stick together,
cause the best things come in three,
want it to last for ever,
all the magic and fun at sea,

so come on this is our adventure,
theres no telling were well go,
and all i want is to live amongst the H2O!

Coz Im no ordinary girl.
Im from the deep blue underworld,
land or sea
Ive got the power if I just believe.

Coz Im no ordinary girl.
Im from the deep blue underworld,
land or sea the world my oyster Im the pearl.
No ordinary girl.

Come along it just gets better,
so much to do and just so little time,
cause it all depends on whether,
you want to live and learn of whats behind.

Coz Im no ordinary girl.
Im from the deep blue underworld,
land or sea the world my oyster Im the pearl.
No ordinary girl.

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Една година има 365 дни, през които можеш да учиш.

Kато махнем 52 недели ти остават 313.

През лятото има 50 дни, през които е много горещо за да учиш така че ти остават 263.

Спиш по 8 часа, което прави 122 дена, тоест вече си със 141.

Ако си дадеш 1 час на ден, за да правиш каквото ти харесва, губиш още 15 и оставаш със 126.

По 2 часа хабиш за ядене, по този начин използваш 30 дни. Остават ти 96.

Хабиш 1 час на ден в разговори с приятели и роднини, това ти отнема още 15. Оставаш с 81

Изпити и тестове като минимум ти отнемат 35 дена от годината, така че остават само 46.

Изваждаме приблизително 40 дни за почивки и празници, оставаш само с 6.

Да кажем, че минимум 3 дни си болен, така остават 3 дни, в които да учиш.

Да кажем, че излизаш само 2 дни.

Остава 1, но този единствен ден е рождения ти ден, така че...

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1) Училище - самотен манастир
2) Ученик - затворник №213
3) Ученичка - момиче в черно
4) Класен ръководител - а) враг №1
б) цербер пред вратите на Ада
5)При директора - а) в стаята за разпит
б) в бърлогата на звяра
6) Учител в чужбина – един идиот в Париж
7) Преди влизане в час – ах,а бяхме млади
8) Свободен час – сиромашка радост
9) Пред дъската – а) Опълченците на Шипка
б) светът на мъките
в) животът ми е в ръцете ти
10) Бележник – черно досие
11) Събота – небето се изяснява
12) Неделя – слънцето грее за всички
13) Ваканция – животът започва отново
14) Родителска среща – скърцане на зъби
15) Тетрадка – черно и червено
16) Двойка – ще се срещнем пак
17) Тройка – а) царска мъдрост
б)възнаграждение за страха
18) Четворка – родени за живот
19) Петица – на прага на щастието
20) Шестица – а) ти сън ли си или те има...
б) това беше просто шега
21) Учител разказва урок – кацнал бръмбар на трънка и захванал да дрънка
22) Учител по френски – любимец №13
23) Учител по физическо – таралеж в атака
24) Учител по история – старинна монета
25) Дежурен учител - звероукротител
26) Междучасие – а) Троянска война
б) пускай, Ганьо, говедата
27) Учителят и класа – Али Баба и 40-те разбойника
28) Учебна стая – гнездото на осите
29) Строшен джам – ни чул, ни видял

ЕМО - Емоционално Малтретиран Олигофрен.
ПИЧ - Публичо Изнасилен Човек.
НТВ - Някога Това ще е Воня
БТВ - Банално Тъпо Всекидневие.
КАТ - Козари Атакуващи Транспорта.
МВР - Мразя да си Вра Работата.
ЧАВДАР - Човекоподобен Атом с Вродена Дарба да Абсорбира Ракия.
БДЖ - Боже Доведи ме Жив.
СПТУ - Серийно Производство на Тъпи Ученици.
УНСС - Ум Няма Студент Става.
АЗЛК (Москвич) - Ах Защо Ли те Купих.
БНТ-Българска Национална Тъпотия
СПИН - Спокойно Приятелке Изход Няма


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е, о, е, ще ги отнесем.
Само Левски Шампион
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Пак стадиона ще е син
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за да няма повече свине
Няма, няма вече ЦСКА,
има само Левски София


Редят се едно през друго
всяко червено прасe.
Бьрза то всяко
на стадиона трева да пасе.


Но попаднаха тез прасета гадни
на враг силен и жесток,
син,могьщ и вьрховен,
разби ги той на тоз стадион.


И прасетата червени
на тревата си умряха
и в памет ЦСКА се назоваха.



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