Donald Trump Running for President Is Hands Down the Best Thing to Ever Happen to the Internet

Donald Trump, thank you for this wonderful, wonderful gift. It was so thoughtful of you! And we didn't get you anything! How rude of us. But thank you, from the bottom of our hearts. Thank you for announcing that you are running for President, because now the Internet has so much ammunition. If mocking was a power source, your campaign announcement could power New York City for 250 years.
It's like Twitter was made just for this moment. A moment where a celebrity with a terrible haircut and a face the color of a ripe tangerine says that he thinks he's the best person to run the United States of America. This is the same guy who with 100 percent certainty thought Barack Obama was not born in the U.S. So yeah, Twitter is loving you right now.